Clara: Can I pull the yellow string?
Me: Yes, when it's our stop you can be the boss of pulling the yellow string.
Clara: I'm the boss?
Me: Of the yellow string.
Clara: No, I'm the boss of you. I'm the boss of Freya. I'm the boss of the WORLD! Because I'm getting boobs. And when you have boobs you're the BOSS! SEE?!
(Clara pulls down her dress and shows off her nipple)
Clara: MOM! Why are you laughing? Look at my boob!
Thankfully all the women around me on the bus were also laughing. Thanks for keeping me on my toes, Clara.