Friday, March 18, 2016

Conversations with Clara. Episode 11.

Today Clara, Freya and I got on the Bx7 New York City bus in order to get to her school on time. We sat next to each other.

Clara: Can I pull the yellow string?

Me: Yes, when it's our stop you can be the boss of pulling the yellow string.

Clara: I'm the boss?

Me: Of the yellow string.

Clara: No, I'm the boss of you. I'm the boss of Freya. I'm the boss of the WORLD! Because I'm getting boobs. And when you have boobs you're the BOSS! SEE?!
(Clara pulls down her dress and shows off her nipple)

Clara: MOM! Why are you laughing? Look at my boob!

Thankfully  all the women around me on the bus were also laughing. Thanks for keeping me on my toes, Clara.


1 comment:

Agent Spitback said...

This is hilarious! Kids really do say the funniest things!! When you have boobs, you're the boss! I am going to try that on my kids!!